So I'm reading Bridget Jones' Diary. I came across this quote and laughed out loud and read it over a few times.
"I can actually feel the fat splurging out from my body. Nevermind. Sometimes you have to sink to a toxic fat envelopment in order to emerge, phoenix-like from the chemical wasteland as a purged and beautiful Michelle Pfeiffer figure."
I hope everyone's New Years resolutions are still going strong.
***Update: I have to stop reading this book because I am now finding myself saying swear words in my head at the littlest things. That Bridget is a bumbling goose of a girl and says those words frequently, I thought it wouldn't bother me.
It scared me that I am so persuadable. Although, I am one of those people that will actually yawn when I read the word "YAWN". How many of you did?
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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What New Year's resolustions?? I never made any, and since I was sleeping on New Year's Eve (cause I am old now, and that is what old people do, apparently) I never even missed not making resolutions... Is that sad?
hahaha...I didn't. What does that mean? :) I made a new years resolution to stop drinking coke (which would also aid the yearly resolution to lose a little weight), but then we moved, and I can't NOT have a coke on a long drive. :) Then we had a week of unpacking and getting things organized and I needed a little pick me up to keep going. Then we had a week where Kaden decided he didn't like sleeping anymore and I NEEDED the caffeine to function. :) I've decided that maybe my new years resolution will have to start in February....but then Bryson starts tax season and will be non-existent for four months and I will need a friend and coke makes a pretty nice friend sometimes. :)
I meant I didn't yawn...what does that mean?
I forgot to make resolutions this year. oops. And I totally say swear words in my head.
You know what, everytime after I visit my mom and step-dad (who is so fun, but is a total potty mouth - he curtails it when I'm around because he knows I don't like it, but still). Its totally bizarre because its not something you ever do.
I actually totally shocked myself when I was in TO when dad died and I was going through that mess with you-know-who and said a cuss word for the first time since grade school! I actually blushed and Linds looked at me like, you just said what?!?! I was SO embarassed!
ha ha... I left out "that happens to me" just in front of "everytime after I..." in the first sentence. ;)
I admitt that I also read BJ's Diary...and I have to say, I thought I would choke laughing. I usually throw away books that have every other word a swear word...but that one...what the hay, I couldn't put it down. I have developed the ability to skip over those words and not actually read them...I'm not sure how that works. I threw the book away as soon as I was finished.;)
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