Monday, January 25, 2010

Do Not Answer

The non-showering guy keeps calling. He called three times since the luncheon disaster and texted twice. I did not respond to any attempt. I changed his name on my phone to "Do Not Answer" because I need to remind myself. I want to take the call just to say, "Dude, seriously take a hike" but I'm sure he'll see that as him wearing me down and getting his foot back in the door.

I even changed my voicemail to say, "Hey it's Becka, sorry I missed your call. Leave your name and number and I'll call you back. *pause* if this is name, please stop calling" (said in a firm tone).

My mom said, What if Teddy heard that message; wouldn't he think you're rude.

Oh yes, that would not go over well. So I quickly change it back to the nice message, instead of the self-preservation message.

No joke, he called last Thursday. And again last night. I should have kept it on there. I saw this picture on a friends Facebook page and thought it was hilarious and sort of fitting.

7 comments:

Chelsea said...

yeah, i agree with mom on the message thing.

BUT what if he made you his emergency contact after those 2.25 magical lunches? He could be in an emergency situation and have no one else to call.

What if he slipped in the shower?!

Ellaniemae said...

I think changing his name to "Do Not Answer" was a wonderful idea!! You are so smart and creative! Good luck keeping "Stalker" away from "Teddy."

Jessica said...

I LOVE the Stalker clip at the end. I may still it. I am keeping my fingers crossed for you and Teddy! :)

J and L said...

Dang, I wish I had called and heard the message while you still had it on there. That would have cracked me up! BUT definitely prudent to take it off. That mama Sue is a wise one. ;)

WrayLynn said...

Yeah, the stalker thing is NOT funny or cute. I probably would've left the message on there. But, mentioned to Teddy that you have a guy stalking you and he calls repeatedly if you don't don't him not to in your message.

Laurel said...

What a weirdo. I think that poster is hilarious!

Dani said...

HILARIOUS! Poor Beckers - It's the worst when they smell bad too! I love the picture at the end...too funny.