Last night I went to Erin's house for a fudge-athon. It was supposed to be seven flavors of goodness but only ended up being 4 with two duplicates: toffee, almond joy, plain, and peppermint.
These girls are seriously the funniest people I've met, it's like they're all doing a stand-up comedy hour. And the best part is they think I'm funny too. Gosh I love this new ward. There is absolutely no one to date but the girls are fantastic. And that's what I need right now. Girl friends. Men, I'll take them as I get them, but these girls are always doing something.
Anyway, while we were sitting around the table talking somehow Bregg came up in conversation. I told them my fantastic stories about his craziness and advances. Turns out the guy rolled his car when he was 17 and has a couple screws loose! I felt so bad! Here I was totally bad mouthing the guy and he was in a severe accident. I am such a wench!
Luckily they all jumped in saying they were in the same boat a while ago. Truly (yes her name is Truly, her sister is Shirley) gave him gum and he was practically grabbing her boob and licking her. Stephanie was nice enough to talk to him for a while and he wanted to make out. Evidently he has no boundaries but does well when you bluntly say, "Bregg that is not ok, step back."
Moral of the story, steer clear of horny guys after they've been in accidents.
[I'll post about game night that was a success and date night - I just thought the Bregg thing was awesome]
5 comments:
THey are not "thinking you are funny." You really ARE funny, dear... I miss the way you would make me laugh... I am sure laughter is the best medicine for the Misery you have experienced in the past few years...
i love you. enough said.
Can't wait to see you!
Ah, poor guy. That actually really sucks for him. And man, all the poor girls that don't know. Yeah, I feel bad for him too... :(
But good to hear the story about him. At least we now know what was/is up with the dude. Sounds like you got off easy with simple bizarro forgetfulness instead of giving gum equaling third base?!?! Yikes!
I'm all caught up now:) Can I just say that you are hilarious! I wish that I was able to write as witty as you. My blog kinda sucks in the witty department. Oh well. Good luck with your dating adventures. I'm glad that we will all get to know you and look forward to the good times we are bound to have:)
I guess that's good to know. And it makes for another good story, right? Glad you found some fun girls to hang out with!
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