Thursday, May 28, 2009

Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

It's time for the monthly Bregg-ism. He's the one that kept calling and texting; I finally told him to call me at a new number...the rejection hotline. [Need a refresher on the story of Bregg?] I had hope that he would take the hint, but deep down I knew he'd be back. *long sigh*

I got the text this morning and read it to the guys. Shad said, I didn't understand that, did you read it wrong? I handed him the phone. Nope, the guy is just an idiot. Kasey read it, we started contemplating how long it took him to write that, if he worked on a few drafts and this was the best he came to, how many girls did he mass-mail this to. All I know is, I feel dumber for having read it.

"So much research has been done on the worth of a soul, of a girl. =Priceless, and deserves the the best of the best of all boys. The Temple has always been the house to go to if ever she's wondering, or feels she wants to see another choice or 2."
{yes there were to "the"s, there was an equals sign, and no sense whatsoever}

9 comments:

Suzanne said...

LUCKY! Sounds like a winner!

TheRapunzelGirl said...

um, what?

is he trying to give you another chance to see how great of a catch he is or something? woah.

J and L said...

uh... There really aren't any words... I'm speechless! Its too bad you can't block messages, etc. from this guy. What a weirdo!!

cej said...

So is he saying that the temple is a great place to look for a date like a gym or bar. Interesting.

Becka Beacham said...

One guy at work thinks that he's saying You shouldn't have dumped me, in fact, if you went to the temple, you would realize that I'm fantastic.
I didn't quite agree with that. Why would it take a month to formulate that incoherent rambling? I have no words to describe my confusion and disdain for this guy.

Natalie said...

I think you need a restraining order :)

Laurel said...

Wow. I just read through that like ten times. What was he thinking?!

Geoff and Janene said...

He spent the time texting that? What in the world? This guy sounds so clueless, but it's really funny. I love that a guy from work asked you if you read it wrong. :)

Jessica said...

This guy should write a book or something.. I mean, he seems to really know how to get the girls running.. in the other direction. It could be called "How to make yourself look like a complete idiot, over and over again" But I want the laughter I get from this to please continue. :)